The Perfect Dress For Every Occasion This Holiday Season

I could go on and on about why this time of year is the literal shit. Like, as in the good shit. Obviously, the first would be the amount of political parties and events you probs have lined up this year, most of them being prepped with open bar. These type of events are basically the reason why I get out of bed when it’s below 50 degrees outside. Oh, and I guess to also go to work so I can score an invite embarking upon. Between the holidays, office parties, and of course, that one friend that simply* has* to have a holiday-themed wedding, the amount of shopping you have to do is def stressful af. Well, luckily for you, I exist and I’ve likely attained your life 10 x easier. Since I have to do my own goddamn shopping, I’ve already choice the perfect vacation dress for any occasion you could possibly have this season. Ya welcome.

Your BFF’s Holiday Party: Black Halo Klein Two Piece Dress

For this party, you’re more than have been able to dress however the fuck you want, regardless of how slutty it is possible to. This is a total bombshell midi-length two-piece with a bodycon fit and slit skirt. I entail, it’s entirely on the slutty side, but it has some class appeal and is def perfect for getting shitty with your partners in crime.

Family Dinner: Belle Badgley Mischka Bell-Sleeve Fit-& -Flare Dress

Any occasion where you’re heading home means you can’t wear something your mother will demand you change out of immediately. Your granny, uncles, and cousins you haven’t seen in God knows when will be present, so now’s not really the time to give them a heart attack. You’ll have to opt for something with absolute full coverage. It doesn’t have to be a nun’s habit, but it should at least be something cute and appropriate for your mom’s Facebook page. This emerald fit-and-flare comes with dramatic sleeves( something your mom will probs agree with you on) and a small boatneck you can layer with a statement necklace.

Office Holiday Party: Lulu’s Chrissy Red Flounce Sleeve Wrap Dress

Office holiday parties are the one event when it’s actually kind of fun to see how far you can pushing HR without get fired. Everyone wants to dress to impress, but even more so to impress hot coworkers and CEOs. Opt for something that’s the perfect balance of ho, ho, hoe and classy. This one doesn’t show cleavage or operate the risk of demonstrating your ass when you bend over. Amazing. The adjustable waist tie is your life saver so you can eat and drink as much as you want without having everyone see your bloat.

Winter Wedding: INC International Concepts Off-The-Shoulder Dress

If your attention-hogging friend plans on having a wedding around the holidays, deletes her number steer clear of basic holiday colors. An eye-catching cobalt is def winter’s best hue for any formal occasion this time of year. This simple style is v slimming( a necessity) and comes with an off the shoulder neckline you can totes accessorize for a final touch.

Ringing In 2018: X By NBD Cindy Dress

This head-turner is designed for the party daughter who reserves VIP service months in advance because she only reaaally likes New Years Eve. The Paris Hilton style features a subtle scalloped neckline, all-over sequin embellishments, and waist cutouts. It literally has it all for the over-the-top introduction to your “new year, new me” attitude. You’ll def rating triple digit likes, millions of compliments, and free drinks with this number.

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