In 2008 Mom Told Son To “Sober Up” And Make His Own Christmas Cards, Son Delivers Every Year

John Cessna was away for school during the 2008 holiday season, so his mother called to inform him that John will be missing their family’s Christmas photo. “She jokingly suggested I “sober up” and send out my own Christmas cards,” he said. Cessna took his mother’s advice and has been creating hilarious Christmas cards ever since.


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“The subject matter has since matured with me.” John steered the content away from the bottle, focusing more on absurdity and insidiousness. From brutal spiritual sacrifices to the infamous glory hole – Cessna is probably at the bottom of Santa’s “Good Boy” list, however lets hope that he keeps this funny tradition alive in the future as well.

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