Cole Sprouse Has A Low-Key Hilarious Twitter And We Need To Talk About It

Are there more pressing issues affecting humankind right now than the quality of Cole Sprouses Twitter presence? Shut up. No, there arent.

America is one big Triangle Shirtwaist Factory fire and none of us are get out alive, so we might as well spend our final days salivating and giggling into the dim illumination of our stupid phones.

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If youre not already a fan of Cole Sprouse from his new indicate Riverdale on the CW or his work alongside twin friend Dylan in the Disney Channel series The Suite Life of Zack& Cody , what is wrong with you? Why dont you like anything pure and good?

Take this opportunity to get to know baby boi a little better and, if youre feeling confident by the end of this roundup, take this flawless Cole quiz I created with my own two spider hands.

Coleknows romance.

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Coleknows English.

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Coleknows commitment.

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Coleknows who to ask.

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Coleknows what time it is.

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Cole knows self-esteem.

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Cole knows style.

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Cole knows marketing.

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Cole knows the Texas Revolution.

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Cole knows how to pay his debts.

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Cole knows beauty.

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Cole knows the difference.

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Cole knows birds.

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Cole knows casual.

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Cole knows softboys.

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Cole knows women.


Cole knows literature.

See? I frickin “ve told you”. Cole is a precious pearl in a massive tank filled with tiny clam poops.

He deserves better than the world as it currently exists, but settles for it every day regardless of that sad fact, perhaps because day traveling doesnt exist.

Maybe, though, Cole Sprouse loves us the plebes enough to stick around even in the event time traveling isinvented in such a way that accounts for the risk of transporting modern bacteria back to a historical erawhen it could very wellcurse our ancestors with some horrifying super-plague.

Maybe.

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