For every parent out there that considers their child as a blessing bestowed upon them, there’s another person who’s sick, tired, and baffled by the newborn and parenting culture that new mothers have taken up.
Years ago, they’d be toiling in silence. But now, there’s Twitter, and they’re making some noise.
Getting the terminology down isn’t easy.
I guess baby-naming could be a cathartic exercise.
It can seem that way when your friends start get pregnant.
Change him into a tween or older.
I think most parents would say, “Yes. It does matter.”
Or merely keep doing it on the outside for sympathy.
“Of course, sir. Coming right up.”
You should still be allowed a break.
The kid is developing political beliefs at a 62 -year-old’s level!
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