13 Periods Instagram’s Deliciously Stella Proved That ‘Eating Clean’ Is Totally Lame

Fed up with all the pressure on social media to portray a perfect life and ingest nothing but healthy, food porn worthy dinners, British comedian Bella Younger launched Deliciously Stella, where she gets real about feeing in the most hilarious style possible .

1. When she outsmarted all the bacon haters before detesting on bacon was even a thing.

2. And pointed out just how vexing oatmeal( and those who eat it) can be.

Bee pollen. All I can say is bee pollen. #eatclean #gettheglow #berrybowl #porridge #breakfastporn #deliciouslystella

A photo posted by Deliciously Stella (@ deliciouslystella) on Aug 11, 2015 at 1:59 am PDT

3. When she justified feeing donuts because you’re way least likely to choke on them than carrots.

4. And then reminded us that downing wine is basically the same thing as eating fruit.

5. Plus, if you think about it, chocolate pretty much equals salad.

6. When she put sugar demonizers in their place.

7. And demonstrated how much awesomer it is to wear a gummy ring than a stupid diamond.

8. When she outlined how to deal with anyone who dishonor you for feeing what it is you want.

9. Since there’s really only one style to diet anyway.

10. And one “gym” worth visiting.

11. When she proved that it’s actually unsafe to be skinny.

#eatclean #quoteoftheday #safetyfirst #deliciouslystella

A photo posted by Deliciously Stella (@ deliciouslystella) on Jul 26, 2015 at 2:37 am PDT

12. And suggested we’d all be better off trading Barbie for “Carbie.”

Well this is a bit more realistic … #goals #eatclean #strongnotskinny

A photo posted by Deliciously Stella (@ deliciouslystella) on Jul 7, 2015 at 11:35 pm PDT

13. So you might as well build yourself a potato chip sandwich already.

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